I am not sure if I’ve discussed the drivers in AK before. Lets just say that they are crazy. First of all, most of them drive huge unnecessary trucks. Like this one:
I kinda get it. We live in a town with almost constant snow/ice. A lot of people work in construction or need a truck to haul large items. I really do get it. But its pretty unnecessary for most of the people driving them. Plus, I see more trucks fish tail than small cars or SUV’s.
Second, why are you driving like a crazy person when there are inches of pure ice underneath your tires? Are you trying to commit suicide while endangering everyone else’s lives around you? Because I’m pretty sure you are and im positively not okay with that. This isn’t necessary. You don’t have somewhere important to go. Holy Atlanta we live in Alaska. No one ever has anything *really* important to do. If you do happen to have something really important to go to, I think my 5 miles over the speed limit is just fine for getting somewhere in an appropriate time manner. Oh and just a little FYI for you: riding my ass will only make me go the speed limit or slower. Its funny how that works!
This leads me to my third annoyance. Why oh why must you cut me off? I can accurately predict when I will get cut off now. “I’m kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense. It's like I have ESPN or something.” ~name that movie~ Its actually pretty impressive says the bf. This probably wouldn’t bother me if it weren’t incredibly dangerous with the weather conditions. Again there are inches of ice underneath those tires!
I’d rather not have to slam on brakes to avoid rear-ending you. Yanno, just a preference and all! My big gripe is that I just don’t get why its necessary. “Is it necessary to drink your own urine? No, but it's sterile and I like the taste” ~name that movie, woohoo two movie quotes in one post~ I didn’t realize that it can make a person so happy to cut someone off so they can be infront of another car. I am apparently missing out on this as I really try not to cut other cars off. Is it just me or does anybody else feel like a complete asshole when you cut another car off?! One time, I literally had a car inches away from my front bumper when they cut over in front of me to get off at the exit we were driving by. I honked miss little hyundai hallies horn so much at that car. And of course they didn’t look at me when I passed by them. SHAME! That’s what they had for breakfast!
Who knew I’d missing driving in a big city so much? Can I have traffic back? At least people were nice most of the time and let you in if you needed to cut over!
signed,
seriously annoyed driver in AK
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